Thread regarding Dell Inc. layoffs

What It Means to Be a “Modern Seller” at Dell

Spend five clicks minimum on SalesChat to prove you’re engaged.

Help train AI systems designed to eventually replace your role.

Accept shrinking commissions so executive comp stays intact.

Stay chained to a desk eight-plus hours a day, regardless of performance.

Bounce between internal tools and dashboards to signal productivity.

Operate inside an expanding web of apps built more for monitoring than selling.

Daily workflows dominated by internal systems, compliance tools, and activity tracking.

An environment where optics often outweigh outcomes.

Operate primarily as a quote generator - processing pricing requests instead of driving strategy.

Go “all-in” and be grateful you have a job.


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Nailed it!

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@ad I like you Mr Day Trader. I like you. You’re crazy but I like you.

I’m going to do the same. From tomorrow morning I am putting my thumbs right up my a hole.

I’m going to watch day TV, read a newspaper, sc--w the pooch and see how long it takes for anyone to notice haahahahahahahahahahahahaaa

Stick that in yo pipe n smoke dat sh-t

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Post ID: @b3+1kh42hc2f

The modern seller is a professional ‘yes-man’ eager to posture as a dealmaker, yet strangely allergic to real work and utterly unprepared for the grind of relationship driven selling.

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Post ID: @aq+1kh42hc2f

@a5

Why you keep looking for answers on the layoff forum? Comedic relief? Confirmation bias? Need a break from your mundane office work?

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Post ID: @am+1kh42hc2f

@ad

The only difference is Frank Abagnale actually got paid. Good luck with your day trading.

Quote monkey
That funky monkey
Quote monkey junkie
That funky monkey
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Post ID: @ag+1kh42hc2f

You keep posting the same thing over and over. We all know the reality.

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Post ID: @a5+1kh42hc2f

I left Dell a month ago and could not be happier, get out while you can before you lose your mind and live paycheck to paycheck.

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Post ID: @a4+1kh42hc2f

Do more for less money so we can automate your job.

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Post ID: @a3+1kh42hc2f

I feel the need, the need to speed up Maverick

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