Same old? Or will there be some major news? Maybe RTO requirements will be more lax?
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Have you ever seen that old video of the Scientology executives singing "We Stand Tall" and acting like they are all totally inspired and excited even though almost all of them either disappeared or ended up in "The Hole" at their headquarters in Hemet, CA??
It will be like that with updated apparel.
@ej If our ceo looked like honey boo-boo sure. Instead she looks exactly like Tyler Perry in drag.
They say everything is great…
Yet they’ll continue to do layoffs, give no raises, and expect more with less.
@af “thoughtfully” lol
@eb https://www.chanel.com/us/fashion/p/P80459V72534U2675/pants-tweed/
Madea’s All Associate Kickoff Event
As T spouts about unemployment, please know she is wearing a $9k Chanel pant suit.
Designer clothes, rich people jokes…nothing new
“Hey gang. I am so excited for 2026. Let’s give it up for all the work you’ve done. Now, retirement inequality and my brothers foundation. So exited gang. The North Star. I’m excited gang. Let’s hear it gang. Our partnership with Accenture is stronger than ever. Let’s hear it gang, give it up”
Then rich people laughing and pan to the audience to show the lemmings nodding clapping, and kissing a**
They won’t talk about RTO at the All Associates. But if you hear about “more synergy and collaboration so we can compete in the industry” then that is probably code for coming back to the office
Get your markers ready for the town hall Bingo Card game
Our North Star
Year of Execution
Financial indicators e.g. headwind, tailwind, challenges
Accenture
Raises/Bonus remains flat
Monitor our expenses
T's outfit
In office days equal or more to 3 days
Layoffs will be done thoughtfully