VP - endlesslya swashbuckling with engineered decks to ask for more budget for FTEs, consulging engagements (or stupid tech programs with fraudelent value cases that was pitched to them in exchange for a potential board seat down the line). Not accountable for performance and delivery
VP- reports to VP, responsible for procuring the decks for swashbucling and making budget ask justifications. Trying to fill CV to become VP1 in the next gig, only manages up. Not accountable for performance and delivery.
SD- responsible for owning the pretty decks used by VP1 & 2. Not accountable for performance and delivery and wont have any KPIs or OKRs. Only manages up while being responsible for maintaining the facade of leadership. Will threaten and retaliate on any dissent or suspicion of whistleblowing. Will do lots of stupid team events quarterly to provide bread and circus.
D- responsible for creating the decks. Not accountable or responsible for anything beyond managing upwards and keeping the facade up. Will invent BS performance metrics and play bad cop for ICs to keep the order. Just waiting for their SD promotion while not managing more than 3 direct reports.
M- very rare creature at nike, manager level work is done by Directors.
P- invented director role to keep pay levels without the headcount to keep people. will do mostly what D does, doing decks without being accountable for anything or owning anything. will be scapegoated for performance if they stay in role more than 2 years.
L- baseline IC, responsible for doing analyst work to create data for the above. Owns everything without owning it. accountable for everything without influence. May have to do excel flipping on a 30 hour basis.
anything below- congrats for failing at corporate, you are essentially a glorified exec assistant. Will be asked to deliver everything from planning events to procuring merch. will be held accountable and responsible for everything. Performance expectations would be at the sky and will always be scapegoated. will be thrown around from role to role until they call it quits. only chance of moving upwards is finding a D to su-k up to that will eventually promote them as they become indispensible for their ego.
Real work will be done in southeast asia, real value will be generated by partners who sell the real work created in southeast asia. None of the above have any influence or impact on the outcomes as they exist for theathre. Occasional product hits or media sensations created by external agencies keep the ship floating.