There was a CEO named Whelan
Who set up his company for failing
They missed all their targets
We're punished by markets
Was surprised when Woods started wailing
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I'm not sure how "Trump" has anything to do with this.
Been watching a lot of TV? I'm sure they Mainstream is trustworthy. They never lie.
Lord Whelan salivates with his rule,
He’s a make-work micro-managing tool.
“I’ll do whatever Exxon asks,
I’ll get RSUs for these tasks;
But I said no to Edmonton (i’m no fool!)”
Wow reading these was worse then getting laid off.
John said "I have an idea!"
I'll make you all move away from here
They declined with deference
Just wanted their severance
Nobody wants to work here
As employees cried in distress,
JW, Darren's wood did caress
His career is a blunder
Allowing Exxon to plunder
And leaving IOL in a mess
JW told the staff to be bold;
While he did just as he was told.
The company gutted;
Reality tut-tutted,
Prepping Canadian assets to be sold.
Darren’s orders came through loud and clear,
“Fire all staff and don’t shed a tear!”
Bow down to your master,
Imperial’s a disaster,
Exxon be stiffing Imperial in the rear.
There once was a VP named Cheryl
Who had IOL over a barrel
She voted for trump
Put us in a slump
Trust her at your own peril