An email went out today from CC with the 2026 Enterprise Priorities as if this is supposed to excite us and motivate us to work harder.
"Modernize, transform, and consolidate our technology" (translate: make more job cuts, rely on underpaid incompetent overseas workers to work around the clock, burn-out anyone still here by making them do the jobs of those who were cut too)
"Turbocharge data, analytics and workflow innovation" (translate: a pile of BS which means nothing but sounds good)
"Streamline and modernize our operations" (translate: Don't worry OneTru is our life saving measure and the answer to all our problems, but we still don't have the hang of it yet. But.. getting there, we think, maybe? Hello, is this thing on?
"Evolve our Go-To-Market approach" (translate: keep focused on plans for 2026 layoffs, with less expenses, our bottom line will look better and we can go on more fun excursions!)
"Drive AI innovation across all areas of the business" (translate: the sooner Ai can replace human jobs, the more money we'll put in our pockets from their salaries that no longer need to be paid! Fist-bump!)
Sorry but I just cannot read a list of enterprise priorities and not see the greedy corporate truth behind this veil of deception.