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I plan on being lazier and more unproductive in 2026

I really thought that I would have gotten the ax by now, but nope, I'm still here. Guess I have to up my game in 2026 and do even less if that's possible.


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@e9 You got a promotion because your wife is a doctor? Whaaaaat?

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Post ID: @f8+1kdtymzf7

My wife is a doctor, and I got a promotion because of it. Every year since, I’ve ended up doing less work than the year before. I keep upper management happy, get along with everyone, solve problems when needed, and stay out of the way since they all have egos they can’t set aside. In a typical week, I probably do about two hours of actual work, not counting answering calls. Just agree, keep people happy, and you’ll be fine. Regarding the comment about being thrown out on the street, make a bunch of moves and they’ll get rid of you. I see it every year—threats are eliminated because our leaders make lots of money and don’t want to look bad to RAM.

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Post ID: @e9+1kdtymzf7

Homer Simpson mode activated!

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Post ID: @ds+1kdtymzf7

me too, I just keep showing up for my check until they let me go

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Post ID: @d8+1kdtymzf7

There are a lot of great resources and best practices on YouTube about how to effectively quiet quit and do the absolute bare minimum, please be sure to leverage them.

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Post ID: @b2+1kdtymzf7

@OP Don't worry. When AI takes over your job, you'll have no choice but to lazier and unproductive sitting around at home trying to find a job before your partner kicks you out on the street.

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Post ID: @az+1kdtymzf7

Keep playing the game.

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Post ID: @at+1kdtymzf7

@OP

I'm right there with you!

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Post ID: @af+1kdtymzf7

I need to learn to care even less in 2026. That's my New Year's resolution.

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Post ID: @a9+1kdtymzf7

This could be any of about half the current operations managers.

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