Thread regarding Bank of New York Mellon Corp. layoffs

BNY Live - what to expect

A physical employment of Eliza in android form? A keynote read to us by an AI voice circa 2010? A parade of newly appointed MDs patting themselves on the back? A fourth pillar focused on Being More for our Overlords?


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@ae They no longer publish the People location report any longer because they eliminated the Employment Branding team that gathered all of that info. Not smart.

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Q&A items not brought up:
‘Robin, can we market Eliza as a s.e.x bot?’
‘Can I be a grand master p.imp daddy of Eliza?’
‘If Eliza is virtual and doesnt report to office, why do I have to?’
‘suppose someone told you this is an abominable place to work? What would you do?’

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Post ID: @cf+1kc1dctw4

I'm actually surprised at how amateurish that was. So so bad.

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Post ID: @av+1kc1dctw4

How brilliant that Eliza got her own spot!

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Post ID: @ag+1kc1dctw4

This is like watching a bad B rated movie.

Cheap budget, Campy humor, bad acting

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Post ID: @af+1kc1dctw4

Latest speaker mentioned 18k employees in India. As of the latest report, BNY had 49,200 employees. That’s 36% of our workforce in India. Remember they used to publish a People Report that included the number of employees per location? They don’t do that anymore. Let’s not let the public know that the majority of our employees are offshore.

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Post ID: @ae+1kc1dctw4

So far a really bad video.

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