@cd "to pump the stock back up" means layoffs
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Who needs cyber insurance when you have Lord Vishnu to save F5 from any liability. F5 has given much to Lord Vishnu. The time has come for Lord Vishnu to pump the stock back up and patch all vulnerabilities.
@OP The company, in its legendary quest to save every nickel like it was guarding Fort Knox, decided cyber insurance was just an unnecessary luxury! Who needs protection when you can cross your fingers, right? But of course, while cutting every corner imaginable, they still managed to shell out millions for the CEO’s salary, because nothing says “fiscal responsibility” like paying top dollar at the top while leaving the digital doors wide open.