Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

Tip: Pack Your Stuff

Even if you are safe, be sure and pack your stuff. As you know, the executives love to restack the offices and pay movers to move everyone’s crates. It’s a timeless tradition: Musical offices. it’s immensely satisfying and is a fun way to waste money.

I remember one year my office was moved 4 times: once for new office furniture, once for bathroom remodeling, once again after remodeling was complete, and finally again for the Concho merger. It got to where I quit unpacking and just kept all my stuff in small boxes I could easily sit inside the crates - saved time…

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Screen shots on your personal phone

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Post ID: @132+1k9b8cmrn

How many got laid off in Canada?

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Post ID: @dw+1k9b8cmrn

I'm still using the legal pads I carried out when I got laid off.

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Post ID: @dp+1k9b8cmrn

Pillage and plunder folks, its not like they are going to miss anything!

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Post ID: @ax+1k9b8cmrn

@ap what happens if I take company property, like a lamp lol

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Post ID: @as+1k9b8cmrn

Because you can make sure all of your special notes and files get included in there. Although those should already be in your garage by this time along with flash drives and external drives. Don’t take any company physical property and you are ok.

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Post ID: @ap+1k9b8cmrn

Why would I waste my time packing up if they’re going to pay someone to do it anyway?

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Post ID: @a7+1k9b8cmrn

I have survived many layoffs. After the people are gone they roll dumpster from office to office and throw away all paper. You should box up all non confidential material now just in case. If some of those old technical reports end up in there by mistake, then oh well. You are pardoned! Also, make sure you take all of your personal flash drives and external disk drives with you. Leave anything that is company hard property(staplers, staples, pens, paper, rubber bands, etc)

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