Oh boy oh boy! The band of butt clients will be there for Maurice’s town hall. I can hardly wait for his expressive reading of his slide deck and spinning his excellent work at saving the company with layoffs!
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Anyone going to ask of more layoffs are coming soon?
@sy I’m gonna go with it’s likely a Dr Seuss book or one that Opella told him to say he read.
I think perhaps a good management book would be a really good starting place.
At least Paula actually did read.
@a2 what is the last book he has read?
Or ask Maurice why he thinks it is important to avoid books.
Don't forget to send in your questions about layoffs! Have to give them something to laugh at!
@ba Ask Maurice to name a book that inspired him this year.
I cannot stand Goldilocks. And I do not care about his favorites basketball team!!!
But you are right- we will get a very polished tu-d.
When is the last time anyone has seen Mr. Smith in the Chicago office? Is he coming in 3 days and being ethical like the rest of us? Is he paying hundreds of dollars to park? Did he sign up for toastmasters yet? The townhalls is going to run like it always runs... Smooth jazz at the beginning to set the mood, Goldilocks will get up and speak, crack a joke and schmooze with leaders, she will pass it to bootlicker Arun to talk about numbers and other sh-t that doesn't matter to the everyday employee, then alleyhoop to HR to give us a washed overview. Back to wolowitz with her starched suit and hair. Ending with Maurice answering 1 question that got pre approved last year..telling us about playing basketball.. cue the outro soft jazz now everyone can go fk themselves
I am sure he will give a "modest" presentation to justify his $40 million compensation package. The moderator will help him in his many stumbling word salad attempts as well, like always.
They will not talk about the layoffs. They will just present a PowerPoint with financials. Then they will talk about how are we going national then they will have. Q&A session and they will ask Maurice what's his favorite color and what's the last book he has read. End of the meeting.