Principal is having a major outage with no ETA for when you will be able to access your retirement fund.
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Ah, jeez. Here we go. Blah blah outage. Blah blah CFO. Whatever, liars. I got right in. Ha ha ha. Freaks.
Data breach. Awaiting the customary 6 months of free credit monitoring and the hyped up mail marketing....for them exposing our private information!
Not a problem, this is why we need to go hyper speed on our AI efforts... you know for all the efficiencies and security it will bring with it
CFO using the funds as a temp loan to avoid bankruptcy
Not worried I moved out all my investments a couple of years ago
Oh no, hope my $20k is safe. No worries, the $1.5M I have from real companies is all dafe.