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Employees impacted will be sent meeting invites Friday before the Labor Day Weekend. Treat this Thursday as your last full day and don't look back.
It's going to be bigly
probably nothing. Or more ISG cuts.
Dell upper management will continue to make poor decisions, Dell will continue to lose market share due to these poor decisions. The a--clowns in the c suite will call fir more layoffs in ISG even though everyone knows it's the dead weight in CSG that's sinking the ship.
The he-l I know
Sure. A whole lot of NOTHING. It's the week before a 3 day weekend, a lot of people will be OOO starting Thursday, and most people aren't going to work very hard lol.
Layoff wise? Probably more of the same ol'... Cleaning up ISG some more.
Layoffs for isg will be 2nd through 5th. Or the next monday. Leaders already know the people being cut. There is a meeting Wednesday morning this week with Niel and hr to give the go-ahead. Managers with over 20 people will let go the extra... also the rumors of Cairo being closed are true the process will start next week.
@c2 fu-k yourself before they fu-k you
Stop acting like it’s the end of the world, panicking and whispering like we’re about to get hit with some earth shattering announcement. Relax. The only thing happening next week is chaos as usual. They’re swapping the office coffee for decaf to boost morale, offering free group therapy for everyone who can’t stop refreshing this forum, and introducing mandatory synchronized hallway walking drills, matching tracksuits included.
Meanwhile, half the office will still be wandering the halls like NPCs, living off café muffins, chain-smoking their lungs out, and complaining about people working from home while doing absolutely nothing at their desks. And right on schedule, Karen from accounting will burn her fourth bag of microwave popcorn, setting off the fire alarm and giving everyone another reason to leave early.
Shall I continue…?
Someone will pleasure them self in the handicapped stall
going into the office so I can get on zoom and teams calls literally all day. Something I can do remotely. Checking the box. #rockfetch
Managers RR1 should have to take pto anytime they leave the desk. They do absolutely nothing all day, sit in the corner, play grab ar-e, and then a floor walk at 3:00 to see who is in the office.
I'm hearing rumours of 1% with most groups exempt
@aa
You must not have that much work to do. BOLO for that Sunday night one on one invite.
I could do all those things you listed during the day and STILL get all my work done. GFY 😆
@ac Execs take notice, biggest violators.
@ac does it work another way around too? No more calls early mornings/late evenings, else it's company stealing your personal time?
@ac
Would love to see people mowing their lawn when they are on the phone 8 hours a day.