Thread regarding DXC Technology layoffs

Salvino tipped for 170k job as NYC top senior rat ki----g czar

Applicants must hold a bachelor's degree and be willing to perform "Catch and Ki-l" functions by using hands-on techniques to exterminate rodents, the posting said. « The ideal candidate to be highly motivated and somewhat bloodthirsty, determined to look at all solutions from various angles, including improving operational efficiency, data collection, technology innovation, trash management, and wholesale sl------r," it said. The position calls for a "swashbuckling attitude" and a "general aura of badassery." The role is described as “a high-visibility, high-impact leadership role,” and as “a 24/7 job requiring stamina and stagecraft.” Its holder will be based in City Hall and report to the Deputy Mayor of Operations.

Well informed sources claim Salvino has the track record to do the impossible! A virulent vehemence for vermin. And the drive, determination and instinct needed to tear down everything that still stands or works. And most importantly, he will bring along a whole gang of senior executives that will do absolutely nothing but deceive.

NYC think twice and screen your candidates vigorously!

https://nypost.com/2022/12/01/nyc-set-to-hire-top-senior-rat-ki----g-czar-for-170k-job/
https://english.elpais.com/usa/2022-12-02/new-york-city-desperately-seeking-rat-czar-amid-worsening-rodent-problem.html

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a good looking finchie can apply as well.

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