Me to my supervisor: I’m stressed about the layoffs and how Chevron is outsourcing/offshoring everything
Supervisor: you should deal with that, call EAP
Me: calls EAP
EAP guy: I found out yesterday my job is being outsourced
Me: turns into a therapist for EAP guy
What about death and accident responses? EAP did too.
Hilarious post. Tragically and comically hilarious. Are they outsourcing EAP to India? I hear they do great work and are excellent at closing tickets.
Chevron is Exxon jr.
Me thinks you'll be left standing
OP good job! We all need to support each other during these times.
They are outsourcing EAP as part of the reorganization. You will talk to a AI bot about your problems instead of a human.
@OP well, they are human too…
The beatings will continue until morale improves….