Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

Hey Bartlesville

Just a quick reminder to dress professionally tomorrow. Below some simple guidelines.

Please avoid showing up in clothing more suited for muddin’ on a four-wheeler than attending a team meeting.

That means:
• No ripped jeans, unless you’re trying to start a denim archaeology exhibit.
• No sleeveless shirts, tank tops, or anything that gives the impression you wrestled a raccoon on your way in.
• Flip-flops are not footwear — they are an audible cry for help.
• Baseball caps, trucker hats, and camo anything have no place in a professional environment. This isn’t a hunting lodge.
• If your shirt has a logo for a beer brand, a tractor company, or a joke about your ex-wife — leave it in the drawer.

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Post ID: @OP+1jznwtgmx

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COP and P66 should both eject from Bartlesville, anyone else tired of the volatility and drama?

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Post ID: @20q+1jznwtgmx

They put ice cream in the cafeteria today, we must've been such good noodles for the board they decided to reward us!... with $4 ice cream.

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Post ID: @14n+1jznwtgmx

B vile isn’t the place to hate.
Look at the Anchorage office, haven’t done anything right for years as ARCO or COP. Other companies had to find the oil around them before they clued in. Only there as a vacation spot for management and Lab folks during the summer.

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Post ID: @d7+1jznwtgmx

@ax Dressing inappropriately for work isn’t a culture.

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Post ID: @cn+1jznwtgmx

You have to love the Bartlesville leadership team. They have a way of keeping the children under control

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Post ID: @bd+1jznwtgmx

Easy on the Okies dude. What about your precious cultural sensitivity, diversity and inclusion values? Guess only when it suits the suits.

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Post ID: @ax+1jznwtgmx

@an big things are happening. They're going to announce that they're purchasing the p66 buildings and relocating the corporate headquarters back to Bartlesville. Gonna be a really big thing.

If only.

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Post ID: @aw+1jznwtgmx

What’s happening tomorrow B’ville? Spill the gossip

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Post ID: @an+1jznwtgmx

Did you, uh, stroke your ego enough there?

I got no less than 7 different emails about this, so its safe to say you and the rest of corporate think so very little of us.

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