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Work Bi--h
Song by Britney Spears
In my group, my work tripled thanks to some changes the powers that be made. I am putting in crazy hours just to keep pace with deadlines. At some point, someone will drop dead of a heart attack & hope it ain’t me!
I want to say “The End” by the Doors but Chevron doesn’t deserve a song that good.
Maggie's Farm. by Dylan or Rage Against Machine.
They Don't Want Me - by Wall of Voodoo.
- Kerosene by Big Black ("stare at each other and wait til we die")
- It's Bad You Know by R.L. Burnside
Hotel California by The Eagles
"You can check out anytime you want but you can never Leave"
Wait....oh never mind!!!!
"Some dance to remember, Some dance to Forget".....well maybe
We Are Fing Fed by Muse
- Pink Floyd - Dogs *
You got to be crazy, gotta have a real need
Gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street
You got to be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed
And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight
You got to strike when the moment is right without thinking
And after a while, you can work on points for style
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake
A certain look in the eye, and an easy smile
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to
So that when they turn their backs on you
You'll get the chance to put the kn--e in
You gotta keep one eye looking over your shoulder
You know it's gonna get harder, harder, and harder as you get older
Yeah, and in the end you'll pack up, fly down south
Hide your head in the sand
Just another sad old man
All alone and dying of cancer
And when you lose control, you'll reap the harvest you have sown
And as the fear grows, the bad blood slows and turns to stone
And it's too late to lose the weight you used to need to throw around
So have a good drown, as you go down, all alone
Dragged down by the stone
Gotta admit that I'm a little bit confused
Sometimes it seems to me as if I'm just being used
Gotta stay awake, gotta try and shake off this creeping malaise
If I don't stand my own ground, how can I find my way out of this maze?
Deaf, d-mb, and blind, you just keep on pretending
That everyone's expendable and no-one has a real friend
And it seems to you the thing to do would be to isolate the winner
Everything's done under the sun
And you believe at heart, everyone's a ki-ler
Who was born in a house full of pain?
Who was trained not to sp-t in the fan?
Who was told what to do by the man?
Who was broken by trained personnel?
Who was fitted with collar and chain?
Who was given a pat on the back?
Who was breaking away from the pack? (Breaking away)
Who was only a stranger at home? (Only a stranger)
Who was ground down in the end? (Ground down)
Who was found dead on the phone? (Found dead)
Who was dragged down by the stone?
Who was dragged down by the stone?
The Roof...The Roof..The Roof is on Fire...We dont need water...Let the MF Butn...Burn MF....Burn
For the plebs we've gotta get out this place by the Angels, and for the so called leaders Money, Money, Money
“Stuck in the Middle with you” This song is for those remaining can see the. writing on the wall. We want our severance, time to find another job and time to find our old selves. For those staying they will be “stuck” doing all the work . It’s a no win situation.
@ae that’s a good one. Baby come back. Any kind of food could see I was wrong and I just can’t live without you 😂
Jai Ho from Slumdog Millionaire seems quite appropriate
J3sus Take The Wheel
Ship of Fools
Faster and Faster to Nowhere
Donna Summer
Fast & furious reorgs, dumping capable employees & contractors; let’s see the hot mess we’ll be in when all is said & done
Loser by Beck
I’m a loser baby so why don’t you k1ll me….
Bringin’ On the Heartbreak
Song by Def Leppard
This company & specifically MW & other senior leaders have devastated so many employees’ lives. Heartbreak for sure
Other options:
- Fired Today by Travis Collins
- Take This Job and Shove It by Johnny Paycheck
- Honey, I Lost My Job Today by Lanco
- Cost Of Livin by R. Dunn
bad decisions
Song by BTS, Benny Blanco, and Snoop Dogg
The title says it all
Couple of options:
- Michael You’ve Got A Lot To Answer For by Duran Duran
- Michael Row The Boat Ashore by Henry Belafonte
- Crazy Michael by Fairport Convention
I would now like to offer the song that I dedicate to CVX and its lead bozo MW & his useless ELT
🖕 You (Lily Allen)
It’s kinda catchy, and it’s easy to find oneself humming it under one’s breath.
Folks: Let’s have some laughs. These are stressful times, and we need to take care of ourselves.
"thank u, next" by Ariana Grande
Why? ‘Cause we bring you in, use you up, burn you out, and toss you on your 🍑, all the while telling you about the virtues of our company culture and work-life balance.
Actually, this song title is not a good fit. It includes the words “thank you,” and as we all know, CVX doesn’t give two 💩💩 about its employees, and certainly not enough to even offer a simple word of appreciation.
"We Are Never Getting Back Together" by Taylor Swift … kinda obvious 🤷🏼♀️
Come on now… we all know it’s Highway To He11
Burning Down the House by Talking Heads ‘cause — well, they literally are doing that.
All By Myself (Eric Carmen) because after they finish all the layoffs there won’t be anyone left!
Nine Inch Nails. - Happiness in Slavery
They have one. That stupid piano song that plays before the town halls.
squid game
What's goin' on?
Lies, lies, lies, yeah…..
“Baby come Back”
After XOM wins the Hess arbitration resulting in Chevron continuing on the other of depleting reserves. More layoffs to come if XOM wins.
Dazed & Confused …….” ….you hurt & abuse tellin’ all of your lies ….”
If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning…
Imagine