Restructuring (yet again) probably to free up funds for Botox and teeth whitening, I’d guess.
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How else do you hit £600m? Ethical leadership and product quality? Nah just cut jobs, rebrand it as progress, and pray to the altar of efficiency. AImen.
@bc Ah yes, but SLT needs them because when things go wrong we have to cut budget somewhere to avoid accountability.
I used to feel sorry for them but they’re now led by a bunch of disingenuous goblins.
No more sizzle videos. How sad.
@b4 Naturally. Innovation is our DNA.
Wish it. Want it. Do it. F—k it up.
Who needs Marketing when our amazing products sell themselves ?
@OP To be replaced by agentic AI NFT crypto bots with laser 3D printable teeth? Castles in the sky.