The metrics are rough—Inspire attendance is trending down. Sales is unclear on our actual value prop. Marketing’s caught in an internal echo chamber. And Brand’s making a quiet power grab.
New CMO? Is it likely for her to clean house during summer or after?
The entire User Testing leadership crowd is coming to Alteryx.
Demand Generation and Digital Ads people are on the way. One VP bringing handful of their own.
Polish those LinkedIn profiles.
Puis-je avoir du lait maternel ?
LinkedIn’s a job-posting circus—half the listings are fake, like unicorn gigs with fat salaries and zero requirements. “Easy Apply” is a trap, your resume’s just data for shady recruiters to harvest. It’s career Tinder, but all the matches are bots or ghosts.
LinkedIn is for su-kers.
LinkedIn’s a cringefest of humblebrags and corporate clichés. Everyone’s a “thought leader” with a squinting suit pic, spamming “congrats” to strangers.
Endorsements are lies, posts are novels about failing upward, and “synergy” is king. You still check it daily, begging for that “open to work” ping. Sad! Very sad!