Thread regarding F5 Networks Inc. layoffs

Is severance still the same as it was?

Have they made any changes recently? I wouldn't be surprised if the official info says one thing, and the reality is something completely different.

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@2h8 ah the corporate damage-control agent. Hello! It’s actually a team of about five of us! We even have a slack channel and discord on the side.

We agreed this awesome space is a great place to wage social warfare against your effed up practices.

We’re watching!
We’re laughing!

We’re responding!

We are happy you are here feeding this machine. Keep it up buddy

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Post ID: @erw+1jtfwd0m9

@2h3 forgot starbx gift card for four dolla

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Post ID: @erv+1jtfwd0m9

@2x6 correct, and this is significance of the passage of time, right? The significance of the passage of time. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time.

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Post ID: @97g+1jtfwd0m9

@2h8 sure! because it’s really about the light, and bringing light where there has been darkness. And there is so much work to be done in the world, to bring light to life in F5 offices across the globe!

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Post ID: @97d+1jtfwd0m9

A pack of baklava, approximately 1kg

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Post ID: @48w+1jtfwd0m9

2 kicks to boss’s butt!!
Hi …

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Post ID: @36m+1jtfwd0m9

“You get free 3 months Netflix subscription”

If that’s what you got, you were fired and not laid off.

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Post ID: @2x6+1jtfwd0m9

thats way more generous than I received.....

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Post ID: @2wn+1jtfwd0m9

You get free 3 months Netflix subscription

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Post ID: @2w9+1jtfwd0m9

Don't want to cut into the exec bonuses too much

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Post ID: @2m3+1jtfwd0m9

One month severance. That’s it.

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Post ID: @2m1+1jtfwd0m9

The agitated former employee still has nothing better to do tonight. Keep posting juvenile one liners if it makes you feel better. You certainly do it enough.

Maybe, instead, you could take a class. Learn a new skill? Get a new job. Or start your own company?

Alternatively, keep posting juvenile one liners and prepare to move back in with dear old mom and dad.

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Post ID: @2h8+1jtfwd0m9

New rules tell you get a decommissioned router and a free voucher for Netflix.

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Post ID: @2h3+1jtfwd0m9

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