Is anyone else completely floored by how BRAZENLY our execs are lying about our "AI strategy"? Like, are they serious with this BS? In the earnings call, Mark went on and on about "AI First" and how we're an "AI-led organization" as if we're some kind of cutting-edge ML company.
What "AI products" is he even talking about?? I've been forced to use Aviator (when it works at all), and it's a complete dumpster fire that can barely string together a coherent response. It's literally just a GPT API wrapper with our logo slapped on it.
Meanwhile, we're cutting 2,000 REAL jobs because supposedly "AI can do the work now"? In what universe? They can't possibly believe this garbage themselves. Does Mark actually think everyone – employees, customers, analysts – are all complete mo--ns who can't see through this?
It's beyond embarrassing. It's like watching your drunk uncle at Thanksgiving claiming he invented Facebook. I'm genuinely curious: is this whole "strategy" just a desperate attempt to prop up the stock price, or has the executive team genuinely convinced themselves of their own fiction?
What's next - will we start claiming we're a quantum computing company too? A space exploration pioneer? Where's the limit to this fantasy?