Thread regarding Elevance Health (Anthem) layoffs

You call it Elevance. I call it Hellevance because it has no relevance.

What would Eminem Cipher about this place.

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Post ID: @OP+1jt4zwvds

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Yo,
Awful leadership, bullyin’ staff to show face,
While you chill in the suite, stackin’ cash in your place.
We grind in cubicles, virus in the air,
You call it “team spirit”? Man, y’all don’t care.

Backwards mindset, stuck in the past,
We move fast, you stuck in glass.
Listen up close, hear the people’s call,
We build this biz — we hold the ball.

Most of us here, we bleed for the brand,
For the mission, the members — we take a stand.
You sittin’ on thrones like you built this ride,
But it’s us in the trenches who push that stock high.

Bottom line — stop chasing greed,
Think ’bout your people, the ones you need.
You got enough, pockets stuffed with gold,
Now lead with heart — be brave, be bold.

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Post ID: @dp+1jt4zwvds

Guess Who’s Back (to RTO)

Now, who will keep their jobs?
Let’s see…
‘Cause at home I’m 100x more productEEEV
But, everybody just follow me
To the Pulse Point Ghost Town, oh Whheee!
Empty cubicles and metallic coffee
‘Cause it feels so empty with just me

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Post ID: @dj+1jt4zwvds

Cause man, these goddam food stamps I'm going to be on wont buy diapers. I've been rif'd and down. Snap back to reality ope, there goes my job. You better lose yourself in the RIF, you own it. You better never let it Go. No more games, Ima change jobs!

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Post ID: @da+1jt4zwvds

Bars!!

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Post ID: @bw+1jt4zwvds

Rats spaghetti. 🤣

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Post ID: @aa+1jt4zwvds

Check check. Gails at the ready. Rats' spaghetti. RIFs on ready.

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