What would Eminem Cipher about this place.
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Yo,
Awful leadership, bullyin’ staff to show face,
While you chill in the suite, stackin’ cash in your place.
We grind in cubicles, virus in the air,
You call it “team spirit”? Man, y’all don’t care.
Backwards mindset, stuck in the past,
We move fast, you stuck in glass.
Listen up close, hear the people’s call,
We build this biz — we hold the ball.
Most of us here, we bleed for the brand,
For the mission, the members — we take a stand.
You sittin’ on thrones like you built this ride,
But it’s us in the trenches who push that stock high.
Bottom line — stop chasing greed,
Think ’bout your people, the ones you need.
You got enough, pockets stuffed with gold,
Now lead with heart — be brave, be bold.
Guess Who’s Back (to RTO)
Now, who will keep their jobs?
Let’s see…
‘Cause at home I’m 100x more productEEEV
But, everybody just follow me
To the Pulse Point Ghost Town, oh Whheee!
Empty cubicles and metallic coffee
‘Cause it feels so empty with just me
Cause man, these goddam food stamps I'm going to be on wont buy diapers. I've been rif'd and down. Snap back to reality ope, there goes my job. You better lose yourself in the RIF, you own it. You better never let it Go. No more games, Ima change jobs!
Bars!!
Rats spaghetti. 🤣
Check check. Gails at the ready. Rats' spaghetti. RIFs on ready.