@ @b6+1jt12nyp8
Yo, Boomer—you do you. If going to the office every day makes you feel like you’re winning at life, power to you. But just because other corporate giants are doing it doesn’t mean Elevance has to follow them like a lost intern on day one. We’re allowed to think for ourselves.
And hey—love that you’re not complaining and are just “grateful to have a job.” That’s cute. Really. Most of us are doing the exact same thing… while also quietly refreshing LinkedIn.
But let people vent, my dude. Sharing opinions isn’t rebellion—it’s called having a spine.
Also, I guarantee that if Elevance flipped the switch back to remote, you’d be first in line setting up your dual monitors at home again. But you better not. Nope. You stay exactly where you are—badge-swiping, microwaving fish in the break room, and pretending the fluorescent lights are good for your soul. You’re the office rat now. Own it.
And let’s be real—you’re not confronting your manager about any of this. You’ll su-k it up, stay quiet, and then coast on the benefits if things change—like a true passive-aggressive corporate ninja. Enjoy it, su---r!