The email just dropped? Let's see it.
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Well, we know where we're goin'
But we don't know where we've been
And we know what we're knowin'
But we can't say what we've seen
And we're not little children
And we know what we want
And the future is certain
Give us time to work it out.
https://youtu.be/LQiOA7euaYA?si=XxpVwv5n_Cyov71g
1600 on the goodbye list
It just dropped.
The AI generated email below showed more humanity.
Hope someone will share his emails, it's nice seeing someone so out of touch in so many words.
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He can cut on the food cost, maybe then he won't be needing two chairs.
Wow Mark can be replaced by CoPilot… that would save the company $19m https://strike.market/key-executives/0001290936
Subject: A Difficult but Necessary Decision
Dear Team,
Today is one of the hardest days we’ve faced as a company.
After careful consideration and an in-depth review of our current business needs, we have made the extremely difficult decision to reduce the size of our workforce. This decision impacts colleagues we value and respect, and it does not reflect the quality of their work, dedication, or contributions.
This is not a decision we made lightly. We have explored multiple alternatives and taken every possible step to avoid this outcome. However, in order to align with our long-term strategic goals and ensure the health and sustainability of the company, we had to make this incredibly painful choice.
For those directly affected, you will receive communication today with detailed information, including support resources and severance packages. We are committed to providing care and assistance during this transition, including outplacement services and extended benefits where possible.
To everyone — whether you are impacted or staying — I want to say thank you. Your resilience, commitment, and hard work mean everything to us. Please support one another through this time and lean on our HR and leadership teams for any help you need.
We will hold an all-hands meeting [insert time/date] to talk more about this and answer your questions.
This is a deeply emotional day for all of us. We are saying goodbye to teammates and friends, and I know how hard that is. Let’s do so with compassion and gratitude.
With respect,
Your AI CEO
Chief Executive Officer
OpenText
My spam filter sends MB, and his minions emails straight to trash. I almost missed his last two screeds. Hopefully he will be gone soon. He is obviously a desperate nutcase. that should be replaced by AI.
I'm sure a AI generated screed would be better than his drivel.
I have that sh-t sent to spam.
Incoming.
Duck.