We need to layoff 1,200 workers! Labor costs are too high.
But this week in Charlotte, let’s have a “coloring contest” and “crochet lessons”!!!!!
So much productivity! I’m sure this won’t be a huge waste of time and we won’t feel like we are overstaffed when we choose this weeks bestest colorer in the whole woooorld.
And everyone wonders why this company is going to the sh—ter