The company is in a battle for survival—sorry, I mean “continued relevance and dominance.” Pick your poison: declining revenues, rock-bottom morale, and now tariffs. Just a regular day at the office! But fear not, we have our fearless leader at the helm.
So, is he the strategic mastermind we need to navigate this mess? Or is he just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic while humming a cheerful tune?