Thread regarding Chevron Corp. layoffs

please everyone help me offshore your job

I really need you to write your job transition documents so I can send them to my low cost employee! I have never done any work and have no idea what you do. Please be a good boy/girl and have that on my desk by Monday ok?

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Post ID: @OP+1jpszk2t8

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They can use copilot agents and bo-m they are done.

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Post ID: @qh+1jpszk2t8

So, will you work NIGHT SHIFT ?

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Post ID: @cf+1jpszk2t8

I've got a full suite of fake work flows to send to Kumar and Bhavika when the time comes.

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Post ID: @av+1jpszk2t8

Thanks manager, for being so candid.
Like you, and the person who plays you (@OP+1jpszk2t8), we also don't do any work and have no idea what to do except play around all day on the layoff website while collecting a salary. It's fascinating that we also do not have a clue why they need to lay most of us off. 😁

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Post ID: @at+1jpszk2t8

If you have ever done a open bid for for products for an Indian National Oil Company, you know what pain is.

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Post ID: @ae+1jpszk2t8

Use chatGPT

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Post ID: @ab+1jpszk2t8

"I really need you to write your job transition documents so I can send them to my low cost employee! I have never done any work and have no idea what you do. Please be a good boy/girl and have that on my desk by Monday ok?"

Ahh, I see you are applying for a US executive position.
They get plenty of stock options.
Hmm, that's strange. Our company appears to be grotesquely incompetent now
and the national debt is around 37 trillion. Oh well. We will leave that little problem for our children if we even have them.

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Post ID: @a8+1jpszk2t8

It’s so important for you to be in the office and compliant with the on site schedule. Oh wait you’re in another country. Hmm

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Post ID: @a7+1jpszk2t8

Just submit the vendor docs if that’s your field. I’m not handing in my experience. F that.

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