Thread regarding Elevance Health (Anthem) layoffs

If Elevance Health had a corporate mascot, what would it be?

I think it could be the kishi, a two-faced demon with an attractive human man's face on the front of its body and a hyena's face on the back.

Kishi are said to use their human face, as well as smooth talk and other charms, to attract young women, who they then eat with the hyena face.

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Di-kHeadLabeledRAT

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A dumpster on fire.

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Post ID: @1da+1jp474009

The Grim Reaper.

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Post ID: @y7+1jp474009

The 200KPL throwing truth bombs and screaming “do the needful” to the tune of “do the hustle” as they dance across the room.

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🆘

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Post ID: @mv+1jp474009

An elephant, obviously. Since “elephants health” is how our ceo pronounces the company name

Except it would be a mu---rous axe-wielding elephant

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A tree stump

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A lady/witch holding a RAT (with 2 bunny teeth- each with letters “A” & “I” )

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A guy in a suit and puffer vest with a foam articulated dumpster on fire hat. Not waste management green. The carelon green. Clearly it obstructs his vision. He also randomly drops ELV embossed monopoly money from holes in his pockets.

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A giant tu-d.

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A former colleague of mine chatted about this and we can up with the “ Blue Devil” as an appropriate mascot .. face of the devil with horns and all blue..

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Dilbert.

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A snake

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Post ID: @c7+1jp474009

May be RAT’s d—k?

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Find a hobby

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Soiled Depends

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Post ID: @aj+1jp474009

✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻😂

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