Bullet points Google
“SLB is reorganizing its business functions, including security, operational integrity, and global business services.”
- What else is new. They are always reorganizing due to its poor leadership. I love how they use the word “Integrity” when they have no clue what that means.
“The company is creating a new performance function led by a chief performance officer.”
- Is this something new or just the title? They are all chiefs aren’t they?
“SLB is preparing for a cautious outlook for industry growth due to concerns about an oversupplied oil market.”
- So you mean SLB has never been in this position before and all the sudden it’s concerning? Must be shocking to a 30yr old CEO and a 25yr old HR rep.
“SLB has been restructuring its business for the past year, and took $237 million in severance charges in 2024.”
- Awe Restructuring again as usual. It’s always restructuring due to lack of accountability. It’s their way of covering up past issues, possibly to get away with over billing customers? Hmm anything’s possible when greasing 4 well pads and charging for 8 but going only once.
“SLB is constantly optimizing and evolving its resources and workforce to drive value for its customers and stakeholders.”
- Ya ok. Never mind the little minions who are enslaved to SLB’s customers and stakeholders only to lose their jobs after 20+ years. This company has no moral values but I love how they act like they do lol.
That being said, the company is hexed because it does humanity wrong. Why do I think it’s an evil company? Because they are liars and soul thieves. Why do you think they rebranded their logo to look like that? “As above, so below”