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Replace McKinsey with Spark

Let's see how long this post lasts considering anything negative about McKinsey or that they actually run our company is removed.
Seems we may not want people to actually be aware of that.
Anyway, current state Spark makes a better consultant than the people who are invested in your failure so you continue to need them. Spark will always try to be helpful with no ulterior motive.
Let's call it Project McDemic. Now that's automation I can support. I.think we can save at least 5 front line associates for every McKinsey parasite we remove.

Side note - if you search this site, you'll see we aren't the only company who is run in shadow mode by McKinsey.

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Spark would give your watch back with the exact time and an accurate prediction of when you'll need it again; along with time management tips.

But sure. Let's keep the time thieves. They're capable of lying in ill fitting suits. Clearly the better choice.

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Q. What is a (McKinsey) consultant?

A. Someone who borrows your watch and then charges you a fee to tell you what time it is.

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Post ID: @w4+1jkep3ff3

Lets add in the lives McK has ended. How about OxyContin

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What is so sad is how many companies McKinsey has helped ruin, or if not ruin, certainly hamper their abilities to run well. Yet, the people still running McK have gotten rich off their cr-p that they sell.

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