For the job cuts, go through all Org charts. If their title ends in "Advisor".............. gone!
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There goes half of ABU SCM.
Hey all! I just was promoted to an Advisor position!!
We need to cut Agile. Yesterday.
Throw away everything with advisor and agile.
If you want to laugh, go on “Workplace” and just scroll through some of the job post and job titles. What in the he-l does this have to do with drilling/refining/selling oil and it’s products? We have a “librarian” who recommends a new book each week. WTF! No doubt jobs will be cut and money will be saved. Then they will realize that they might have cut the wrong jobs or the “Engine” does not run on whatever they are fueling it with!
Unfortunately all these useless positions will be safe and all who matters would be impacted.. and hence Chevron. If not, we would have been sitting pretty right now !!
Same for anyone in HR, Supply Chain, Finance, PGPA, competitive performance, etc.…all can be outsourced. Start your engines!!
Agreed
We can all agree, except for the Advisor that is. Go into workday and change your title! QUICK!! You’re welcome..
Thank goodness that’s me!
Also anyone with:
Agile
DEI
Deputy .....
Get them gone.
How about if there is an advisor, fire the person they are advising for not knowing how to think on their own?
Absolutely.....get them gone