For those who just arrived from California, freezing temperatures in Houston cause the power grid to collapse here, so it is best to start booking flights to Cancun today! You can just leave your dog in the frozen house with a bag of food until you return.
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Yeah, I am going back and I want to take something back to CA. But surprisingly it seems Texas is alright, mostly straight sho-ters around. Its the folks from Lafayette, Homa and similar places seems to have the most issues with folks who don't speak like em or don't dab into bourre with them. I guess that's the good ol' boys club. May be I need to pick up the Copenhagen and sp-t all over their.....
Ted's action was what most people would do—go from icy cold to warm weather. But then he claimed he had to take the daughters on the trip, etc. The BS came back and made him a fool.
Those who live in San Ramon will NEVER move to Houston!
The slackers are already drafting their emails about how they need to work from home because of the wintery mix on the roads. They probably live 5 miles away in edo or heights.
The good news is Houston gives cheap flights to central America!!!!!!!!
Better yet … all you Californians who moved to Texas should move back to California and take your woke with you!
That’s solid advice. And proof that we’re very prepared here to be able to address abnormal conditions, one of our tentpole tenants of operation