Hear ye, hear ye, peasants! In the new year, work your fingers to the bone, forfeit your friend and family relationships and your health for the 1 percent merit raise (if you are lucky) I will provide whilst I and the other Executives take our normal millions in salary, bonuses and stock. It is all in the name of providing for the Health of Humanity. And for ye poor peasants that we decide to toss to the street in 2025, just know you are sacrificing for us millionaire Execs so that we may have more.... Happy New Year, 2025!!!
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You need to all stop drinking the kool-aid and sacrificing your family and friends for……a job? You are done at 5pm. If there is too much work, then boundaries baby, and they will need to figure it out. I’ve been here 10 years and I’ve never sacrificed any part of my life for the company. Corporate culture is no one is safe and the sooner everyone recognizes that, the sooner you’ll have peace.
I am embarrassed to admit that there was a time when I believed the words of these types of emails. I was a believer. Now I 100% know better.
This company sounds like the second most hated insurance company in the country.
How about Rat and VPs and Staff VPs all go lean on their bonus and pay raises and give them to employees?
Not happening!! Selfish losers who talk about humanity but are true hypocrites
Senior leader here. Even with all my corporate brainwashing, I still dont see the purpose of his, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, her emails.
Got to love Gail’s email today on delivering on our purpose! Deleted it the second it hit my inbox
Unbelievable. What a piece of work.
Well as long as the dividends keep being paid, I really don't care about how it happens. Now get back to work so I can get paid next month.
And remember, despite your zero, one and two percent raises during 8 percent inflation years, you are 100 percent obligated to this company and per our 'culture rules' are not allowed to have a second job off-hours to keep food on your family's table and a roof over your heads!!! Only the Staff VPs and above are allowed to have additional forms of income, some by unethical means.....
Hellevance!
We like our million dollar salaries thank you very much!
Now back to work!
Got to love Gail’s email today on delivering on our purpose! Deleted it the second it hit my inbox