Thread regarding Intel Corp. layoffs

AWOL

Would going AWOL automatically qualify you to get on the CPM list?

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No, if you do it correctly you won't be fired. Go to your doctor and tell them you are stressed out and can't cope. Then you file for MLOA, and don't tell your manager anything. Just work it through HR. After that, you are done -- you don't need to go to work. You can just stay home and watch Kung Fu with Jennifer Aniston.

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Post ID: @1tzt+1jJqj48x

ponte vecchio has been missing for at least the last two years without those guys getting fired, so maybe intel wouldn’t care if you played hooky too

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Post ID: @hgb+1jJqj48x

Might just get you fired sans package. I wouldn’t go that route.

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Post ID: @pgg+1jJqj48x

Maybe, lemme double check; what's your name again?

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