Resiliency - Learn strategies for making ends meet during periods of increasing inflation while being grossly under paid and under appreciated.
Well Being - Become enlightened during teachings of strategies for suppressing your bitterness as your salary shrinks while the executives eat more cake.
Financial Fitness - You'll be taught how to market and sell your personal belongings in order to pay for your groceries.
Vocal Prowess - This class, taught by Mr. McShouty himself, will teach you the art of skillfully yelling while spewing lies and demeaning others.
What other classes do you think we should offer to employees?