Thread regarding Southwestern Energy Co. layoffs

RSG will equal LAYOFFS

Howdy all. RSG will equal layoffs by end of year. To that I say as a member of the WV production team I contribute RSG every day around 7AM. Usually purge a big ol breakfast made from scratch by wife or when my GF is not. Have been told that my RSG needs just a bit of mercaptan to help mask the odor. So what say you my fellow teammates. RSG anyone?

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Post ID: @OP+1hfVd50o

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LAYOFFS TOMORROW!!!! JUNE 22 22

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Post ID: @6fbu+1hfVd50o

Whoever is saying layoffs will not happen is categorically WRONG. My coworker from lunch is friends on FB with certain person in the know. The FB friend has made a post alluding to 2022 layoffs.

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Post ID: @3uzo+1hfVd50o

Ditto. Second person here who has confirmed layoffs ARE going to happen next two months. HR is gonna clean some house with all the under performers. Happy Father’s Day. Especially to those about to be hitting the unemployment line.

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Post ID: @3toc+1hfVd50o

Unofficially confirmed as I have second hand information that layoffs will NOT happen. You heard it here first on layoff dot com.

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Post ID: @3hgc+1hfVd50o

Guys. After this big ol BBQ dinner we had tonight RSG gonna be flowing in the AM. Gotten word that layoffs in Spring planned for early 3Q. Heads up my people.

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Post ID: @3gsg+1hfVd50o

Whoever is blowing down the RSG in the 5th floor mens room, great job! Please go down to the HR layoff “war” room so they can hook you up to the RSG “harness” and we can make some money. Keep up the great work!

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Post ID: @2rfa+1hfVd50o

Have to admit. I schedule a few minutes everyday while I’m sitting on the pot to check out these dynamos that report these brilliant posts. Good, fun, comedy. Have to imagine there’s a lot of truth to it, too even though it’s the definition of parody. Well done, whoever you are! (Wonder if it’s an executive with our company with a lot of insider info?).

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Post ID: @1cpi+1hfVd50o

Are layoffs imminent? Saw a thread on here that said so. Anybody know?

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Post ID: @1sxp+1hfVd50o

I generated some RSG but had some residual condensate blowdown end up in the liner. Still think that’ll work for our contract with the Germans. Plus, we enjoying a Spaten Oktoberfest and some sauerkraut to help purge out the rest of this RSG batch.

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Post ID: @mnt+1hfVd50o

More RSG generated in WV. Thanks babe for that breakfast. No layoffs for me.

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