Laughed out loud, Scot Adam’s thinking of Ford:
CEO: “Elon Musk made an offer for our company today. The Board plains to reject it because they think the company is worth twice as much as the offer.”
Pointy Hair Boss: “How much did he offer?”
CEO: “Three hundred dollars.”
Scott Adams has to be in Ford WHQ writing Dilbert this week … today’s was hilarious:
Pointy hair boss: “Our sales are up 23% since Elon Musk bought our company and fired the entire Marketing Department. That worked so well, I plan to fire the Engineering Department to impress him. Are you doing anything to impress him?””
CEO: “I plan to fire you. I think he’d like that.”
Continued:
“Elon Musk doubled his offer to buy our company. He’s now at six hundred dollars. The Board voted to create a “poison pill” to thwart the takeover.”
[speaking to the secretary] :
“Pass around these pills and tell everyone to wait for the signal.”
Sounds about right for Ford.
I agree with the Board, our data alone is worth $600.