Dear Target workers: It is unfortunate that leadership is putting you in this awkward position, but let me be absolutely clear: I am not pressing any dang button on the PIN pad to complete a transaction when I am paying with cash. Full stop.
This is beyond absolute insanity on your leadership's part. I want nothing to do with it. I will not press a skip button. Either the cashier can press it, or we can both just stand there staring at each other forever.
Don't get mad at me, get mad at your own company.