Post your suggestions for a new more appropriate EM motto below.
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We Are Exxostential
We are on 1 year contracts
We are Exxhausted
“Passing on the Worlds Toughest Energy Challenges”
“We Are Exxon”
The Mobil is silent.
we are cvx
"You can't spell ExxonMobil without C-H-E-V-R-O-N!"
We could rename the company and diversify to make it more trendy in step with the modern generations and beliefs. eXXXonMobile, invest in telecom and wireless, and build some flying drilling supercarriers, bring Nick Fury and Vin Diesel to act in our advertisements. I think that will definitely make company attractive.
I heard greenfield projects starting in Canada again.
These guys don't get it, they only make money when they don't invest and prevent oil gluts.
Are PIPs still in progress or are we done with them permanently?
We are Perpetually Reorganizing
We are fkd
We are ExxonMobil, but soon will be replaced by HCL
We were ExxonMobil !!
We are Ex-xonMobil!
We are (temporarily) ExxonMobil
Assuming we can't hire anyone because no one wants to work for us, 0.92^t ~20% of current work force by 2040.
MY GOD, THAT'S BEEN THE PLAN ALL ALONG! ;)
Have you seen the Twilight Zone episode 'To Serve Man'...?
We are ExxonMobil - for now
We are #Exxodus
We are ExxonMobil - one year at a time
We are the ones left at ExxonMobil
WE ARE EXXONMOBIL (except anyone below CL27 and especially any represented employees and employees with no degree! F@&k those people) WORK SAFELY
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Nope
Will CVX keep us when they buy us?