Thread regarding ExxonMobil Corp. layoffs

Additional layoffs and PIPs announced at the forum

DW wore his Effie Trinket dress and wig and announced that the third installment of the Hunger Games will be in 2022.

You can be excused for not knowing about the Hunger Games in 2019, but not anymore.

We need to hire additional people to have enough tributes to continue the Hunger Games for an additional three years.

If you are involved in the interview process, make sure you hire the worst as they will be easy sacrifices and will ensure your own survival. Also, be sure to sabotage every co-worker so they will be perceived as worse than you. Remember, they will be sabotaging you as they try to ensure their survival.

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Hire to fire. You have to use every trick in the book to survive.

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Post ID: @1fvn+1dq4sce1

My supervisor said PIPing ain’t easy (well not in those words), as he read me my last rights. Another experienced hire caught in the cross hairs of the ranking system. Thankfully I got a job with 25% more pay while I went through the PIP. Bittersweet for sure.

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Post ID: @1rai+1dq4sce1

'Winners" may eventually develop "multiple personality" syndrome. There is always a tradeoff. LOL

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Post ID: @1llr+1dq4sce1

Be smart! Get the he-l out. In this hunger game only brown nosers and fakers wins.

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Post ID: @sgk+1dq4sce1

This is the only way to explain why they recruited me as an experienced hire in 2017 and promptly gave me the NSI middle finger in 2020. I was just feedstock for the meat grinder.

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Post ID: @ote+1dq4sce1

Truth!

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