Belk’s stores are spectacular. Store presentation is at its peak, along with our booming e commerce business. Don’t believe the naysayers, just walk into any Belk and see the premier offerings ranging from clothing to beauty products. One Belk now and One Belk forever!
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"Off to have a lil' piece in quiet!"
Clever, but uncalled for. I don't think you're really Him. If so, I call foul. You cast me out of Paradise for less blaspheme!
BTW, Is it too late to make a joke about belk and a False "Profit"?
"Sundayis still My day."
Sorry, my Lambs. Using St. Peter's flip-phone and can't see the little 200 pixel screen too well. I may be incorruptible, but my vision and message posting skills sure need some Holy remediation!
- Best,
JC
Off to have a lil' piece in quiet!
My Lambs,
This is Jesus, again. Lord and Savior to some of you. "Saviour" to British believers with a fancy spelling fetish..
My comment was deleted, before, but I must reiterate:
I said before that Belk stinks and it is true. I'll say it for five days of the week-- twice as much on Friday, because I want the weekend off. Sundayis still My day.
You shouldn't delete the comments of The Redeemer.
Peace, love and harmony to The Masses! Be cool to one another, and don't smoke in the car on the way home!
- JC
What a friend you have in Me!
When I think at Belk stores many years ago, I think of elegant retail clothing stores. Today when I think of Belk stores, I think of dirty thrift saving stores, General Dollar Discount stores! One step closer to Walmart and one step above Target stores!
Belk’s stores are spectacular. Store presentation is at its peak, along with our booming e commerce business. Don’t believe the naysayers, just walk into any Belk and see the
premier offerings ranging from cheap clothing like Lands End cheap shirts, Saddlebred cheap suit instead of Austin Reed quality suits, Orlane cheap beauty products instead of Estee Lauderdale, ugly cheap Christmas ties instead of beautiful quality ties in many Belk flagship stores in my town. Are you sure you walk into cheap flagship Belk store or Burlington Coat Factory by mistake? Please wake up! One Cheap Belk now, One Cheap Tomorrow and One Cheap Belk Forever!
One Cheap Belk now and One Cheap Belk forever!
Why so many downvotes? The original post is fantastic. It's quite obvious that sarcasm isn't well received by retail folks.
Wrong wrong people! One Belk IS working! Working toward liquidation soon. Be posivite people “like build the border wall and Mexico will Pay for it Thinking!”
Amazing grace how sweet the sound that saved One Belk wretch like me. I once was lost, but now I am found was One Belk blind but now I see! Thank you Lord!
One Belk makes me ho--y. then I. Squirt all over a picture of Don Hendricks
Wrong. One Belk IS working. Maybe your store team is lame. Maybe you negative people should quit
“ A blind Belk associate who sees is better than a seeing “One Belk” associate who is blind! Forever blind “OneBelk”
All for one, and one for all!.. Until it's time for some truck unloading.
Then management be like: It's every man for himself! Bye!
Put Orlane lipstick on a Pig and it is still a Pig! How about “One Belk” for you and Two Belks for me and call it Clearance Sale Black Friday BOGO (Buy one Get One) and we’ll charge your Belk Reward Card for both! Beauty fades with time but stupidity is forever!
Right,..... new hires dont show, and have quit, long time employees are leaving, constant theft of merchandise, police are called because customers are fighting over shoes, associates are overworked, no Channel, no Dior, No Polo, selling Orlane, and Perlier, which customers can buy at Amazon and Walmart cheaper.
The slow decline of Belk.
What a class act.