Lisa Harper wakes up and eats ten Eggo Waffles
She then takes a dump
Bettlejuice comes over with Twelve Dunkin’ Donuts
They leave one donut, but eat some French Toast Sticks and Little Debbie Jelly Rolls
Bettlejuice takes a dump
They get into a 1987 Cadillac Seville to drive to the nearest Bojangles.
how much does the car weigh with them inside?
"Back of school bus humor from a couple of 16 year old losers. Yuck it up.."
Heheheheheheh!!!!
Back of school bus humor from a couple of 16 year old losers. Yuck it up..
Heheheheheheh!!!!
2waffles = 195 calories
1 butternut donut = 430 calories
average commercial french toast stick with 2% milk = 149 calories, we'll double that for xtra syrup, so 298
little debbie jelly roll = 230 calories
Since Beetlejuice has modeled itself after Lisa Harpie, hair and all, we'll presume their weight is equal: 349lbs each.
975 calories for lisa 1st
975 kcal = 0.278571 lb
2365 each for 5 1/2 donuts each +
10 french toast sticks and syrup each = 2980
11 jelly rolls each = 2530
7,875 kcal = 2.25 lb each have put on so:
Harpie = 350.028571 lb
Beetlejuice = 351.25 - 1.75 lb of semisolid dump = 349.5 lb
Their combined weight is now 699.528571 lbs
2004 Cadillac Seville/Curb weight
3,992 lbs
Grand Total: 4691.528571 lbs
I'd guess an axle broke and they never made it to Bojangles. Prolly had to send out for some Ruby Tuesday or Chic-Fil-A (Expensive Christian Chicken).