Thread regarding ExxonMobil Corp. layoffs

I've been paroled

Well folks, I'm finally free my PIP papers came in from the warden. I've been releases from the XOM prison farm. Man, it feels good not to have to worry about creating useless training programs (it's just a let's recreate the already existing wheel folks). Begging other inmates (co-workers) to give information before they start WFH again (that's a laff). Any way, I can sleep in late. Make my own coffee (fresh not that swill the company calls Koffee). Get fresh start on a new work life. YEAH!!!!!!

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Post ID: @OP+1dICzfOS

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Like the Les Miserable analogy.

Shawshank Redemption comes to mind for me.

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Post ID: @2lac+1dICzfOS

To poster @1dlk+1dICzfOS - Well now know who is going to play Javert in the XOM productions of XOM's shameful production of Less Misery

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Post ID: @1aei+1dICzfOS

Look down, Look down
Don't look 'em in the eye
Look down, Look down,
You're here until you die

Now prisoner 24601,
Your time is up
And your parole's began
You know what that means

Yes, it means I'm free

No!
Follow to the letter your itinerary
This badge of shame
You shall show until you die
It warns your a dangerous man

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Post ID: @1kxn+1dICzfOS

And a happy riddance to ya, buddy.

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Post ID: @1dlk+1dICzfOS

Nice. I’m right with you, Brother.

2020 PIL Boy.

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