"Thanks for all the service you do for our customers, and our stock options! As each of you die a little inside every day, our pockets get lined just a little bit more! Just know that in 5 years our CEOs and uppers will get to retire while you slave away for the rest of your life! Go you!"
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I screamed so loud at this !!! Lololololol. Omg hahaahahhaahahahhahhaa
correction*
You’ll get to slave away for the rest of your life unless A. You don’t get riffed first or B. You don’t get forced out of work by a massive heart attack brought on by the stress of overwork and being scared of the always impending rif.
Lol