Why is there a person whose job it is to remind people to take useless tests?

"Hello,

Thank for the great work you are doing to keep to date with your certification in QUEST.

You are receiving this e-mail because your Nonsense Bu-----t Certification is pending completion in QUEST.

This certification only consists of 10 questions and can be completed within 37 hours.

I will appreciate it if you take time out to complete the certification in QUEST on or before the Thursday 30th of September, 2021

Please do not hesitate to contact me if you have any questions or require clarification."

^^^ Why is this job not outsourced to a robot?

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Wrong question. The correct question is:
"Why isn't there a person whose job it is to get rid of useless tests?"

why are you sh-----g on that person.. doing their job? you sound like a little bi--h

" Person whose job it is to remind people to take useless tests?"

Sounds like the basis for a Monty Python skit.

Simply, that person has proven to be an abject to---r (failure) at any other position he/she has been placed in, or has a totally useless degree, OR, and most likely, is related to someone higher up in the company, who was given the position, at his/her mother's insistence.

Because SLB has lot of money to pay on useless activity. Is it difficult to understand? Just asking. :)

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