Thread regarding CenturyLink layoffs

Lumen Changes name to Lemon

Lumen is expected to changed their name to “Lemon”. After the most recent quarter, Lemon will be the more appropriate name going forward. That’s how we refer to it on Wall Street.

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so you must work there then mr pulse

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Post ID: @hjh+1cbtdmjl

Lemon uses the pulse test. If you have a pulse, you are hired.

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Post ID: @lfv+1cbtdmjl

I'm mistaken, Wall Street does have aptitude tests and of course its the same model the government uses....if you take it you pass! For proof on the depth of knowledge these aptitude tests uncover...see below. These are the "tards" every company is beholden to??

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Post ID: @myt+1cbtdmjl

At least Wall Street uses aptitude tests. It’s obvious they aren’t used at Lemon.

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Post ID: @yqu+1cbtdmjl

If a company can only make their numbers by laying people off and selling assets? Red flag. It’s business 101 and you don’t need to be Gordon Gecko to figure that out! They are a 🍋

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Post ID: @xhe+1cbtdmjl

I see Wall Street companies have done away with their Aptitude testing before hiring?!?!?

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Post ID: @icc+1cbtdmjl

so clever, that the best you can come up with?

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Post ID: @fmb+1cbtdmjl

Indeed! You would think that after Centurystink they would come up with something a bit more appropriate!

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