Thread regarding ExxonMobil Corp. layoffs

Things to do before quitting

Expecting to get PIPed soon and preparing myself

This is from https://www.thelayoff.com/t/19V5yS1C

  1. Convert any personal accounts (frequent flier, EYFPC, Voya, etc.) connected to your work email to a personal email account.
  2. Confirm in EDA that your address and contact info are correct.
  3. Make sure you have an account set up with Benefits admin. (Can do afterward, but it’s more of a pain)
  4. Download a copy of your latest compensation and benefits statement
  5. Download a few years of your past EADS/KO feedback.
  6. Bring your personal items home ahead of the notice.
  7. Save any useful external business contacts (cards, emails, numbers).
  8. Craft a farewell email to coworkers you actually enjoyed.

Could someone explain what #3 is about? Where you set it up?

by Anonymous
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Eat a lot of beans and assorted delicacies. Then drop a deuce in the executive restroom and clog up the royal throne.

PS. Don't forget to test the land speed record driving out of the parking garage on your way out, because the posted speed limit is jus a suggestion and not necessarily a requirement...just like your past performance review(s)🤣

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @1tpz+1buKrlJP

Pretty good list - there have been a few others in the past.
Thankful that someone posts Relevant information for a change.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @uqc+1buKrlJP

@qlf I think it’s more for if you need to make revisions to it down the road. Could also help with interviews.

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Post ID: @ixj+1buKrlJP

If you need your eads to build your resume AFTER you're pip'd (aka you haven't already been working on a resume / have one up to date ) then you're d-mber than I thought

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @qlf+1buKrlJP

Make sure to take a fattie in your bosses desk drawer and cash out your pension

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Post ID: @dtq+1buKrlJP
  1. P-e around your cubicle on the last day. Mark your territory before they throw you out.
by Anonymous
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Post ID: @htu+1buKrlJP

Typo correction
#5 reasoning could be that if useful as reference for building resume

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @zlk+1buKrlJP

#3 reasoning could be that if useful as reference for building resume

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @nml+1buKrlJP

Why on earth do you care about #5??

Also would add:

download W2’s / paystubs because working with XOM hr post separation is the absolute worst.

If possible get employment verification letter - in my pet experience they would only physically mail it , no phone / email / fax because XOM is the absolute worst

by Anonymous
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