Thread regarding ExxonMobil Corp. layoffs

Go read the Yammer post in the Houston campus group, some of the comments should have an accompanying baby cry audio clip..

Oh the Horror of returning back to work.....I'd much rather "work" from the beach (Oops, meant home) and have the numnuts pay me for sitting on my a$$ets!

No no, it’s “Return to work”, get it right you bums!

Your keystrokes are probably be monitored by your Management Team and H/R for "productivity" when you return to campus. No need to have a walkaround by anyone.

One of the side benefits of any computer based "ergonomic" software is the ability to monitor keystrokes per hour for each laptop or desktop.

Despite COVID, this past year was a lovely reprieve from the insecurities and micro aggressions of the Karens and Kevins. Thankful for the respite. But, lo the ever watchful gaze is back. “Oh, I didn’t see you at your desk. Thought you left early....again.” Jesus be a bs blocker. Onward.

There are plenty of people out there that would love to take your job.

The part that pi---s me off is when they try to blame their pi-s poor business results on people working remotely.

8% minimum employee cut coming. Hoping large hit could be taken from those not willing to return to work this month. If not, they will be using PIP. Will target those who didn’t take the package in December.

Masks are only required while walking to your desk. The majority of the time, everyone will be maskless

@xed+1aJPDbWi

Site have been providing all the surgical masks requested by employees. Has been also saying bring your own washable one if you want.

Yes we know... we all got the email last week. Why are you posting that here? It wasn’t a secret.

I understand BYOPPE is also trickling down to operations facilities.
Big cost savings there too - nobody makes it to 55!

Please quit plugging your pay sites.