Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

@1woa asked if anyone knew if layoffs had started. @1xhn responded with a "joke" referencing an 80s TV ad campaign by Pepperidge Farm. But, he/she got the reference wrong as pointed out by @1pbf.

Moral of the story? Know your pop culture before sounding off in a public forum.

What's the Pepperidge Farm reference?

If you want to keep your job, just turn off your laptop.

Nothing like annual game of musical chairs

It was "Pepperidge Farm Remembers."

Pepperidge Farm knows.

Does anyone know if they have started layoffs?

@kkn+19wo6jEl... There was an initial rumor that it was being done via email. Not sure how true that was, but it sure would've been faster... in a click of a button!

Fortunately, they have massive experience here.

Oh.

Wait.

Proper Prior Planning and Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

• They react, rather than think, although they think, they are the best thinkers.

They have so much experience in this, so of course they will move quickly, coldly, without thought or concern to the families damaged because of their incompetence.

COP has the best execution specialist of any oil company and they have already developed several totally new snappy comebacks to let you know that this isn't the end but the historic launching of a tremendous part of your career.
Think of them not as your friend but as your teacher: teaching you that the world is great big with so much opportunity to seize that your head should be spinning.

Given how it is all being done remotely - I wish they'd just do it all by email.