This is an urgent message. We are offering a $250 reward seeking information leading to the apprehension of a mole inside of the SWN organization. Top secret information pertaining to layoffs and our building sale/eviction has been distributed outside of the circle of trust. Please, we are desperate to put and end to this in order to maintain the element of surprise as it comes to employment status around here. Sure hope the mole doesn’t leak the bonus/LTI info. Who am I kidding? There really isn’t any news to share there.. no bonuses.
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Everyone on here is the mole
This was my plan, folks. Continued lazer focus on well economics. An epic polar vortex and SWN green gas rising to the top. What more can you ask for? Yes, there will be layoffs but this was to be expected. I am in charge here and it’s my decision who stays and who goes. I will definitely not be going. Ok then signing off. Door dash just showed up with our Thai food. Hope the driver was safe on the roads tonight in his Toyota Corolla with bald tires! Ciao!
Due to the inclement weather this week there will be NO LAYOFFS!! Be ready for layoffs though for the week of 2/22/21!
Yours truly,
SWN Leadership
Wishing everyone epic VD!! Hoping all get some pre-laid off love!!
Seent the reference to red beans and rice. No for a fact that a certain SVP favorite dish is that 2. Have overheard him joking after lunch that he leaves a “scent” threw the office. Before I leave more info how do I collect the $250? I am putting my 6 figure job on the line.
I think we’re close to rewarding someone with $250 for finding the mole. These recent reports from restaurants, he should be leaving a “scent”. Let’s all do our best to sniff this out.
The suspected mole was eating a large bowl of red beans and rice. This is all I seent.
Drinking a cup of Sheetz coffee at a well site in PA. This is such good reporting. Us in PA would like to know more about the “mole”. Male or female? What restaurant?? What were they eating? Diet speaks volumes! Please share!!!!!!!
I believe I spotted the mole at restaurant last night. The suspected mole kept looking at me with a $hit eating grin and kept pointing to his phone which I presume has the secret files we’re all interested in seeing. These files are likely the key to understand the extent of layoffs and the buyout, including the eviction from our building.
Is everyone else besides me getting this uneasy feeling that a BIG change is about to happen? Layoffs? Buyout? New CEO? New BOD? I think it will be more than once change. My gut and I trust it tells me so.
Does anyone know what was to be announced? There was a message about BIG NEWS and while the info this week was helpful and funny (hehehehehe) no BIG NEWS. I am losing sleep and hair is starting to turn gray but going to the salon to get highlights.
What is going to be announced?
Where is the mole hole? That is the question that needs answering.
Can we get a clue about the mole? Me betting the mole is a leader? Any leads?
Ppppssssttt. I know of at least on SVP who posts. Easy to spot. Sssshhhhh
Mole should be getting a meeting request with HR, internal ethics and their boss. You won’t be on line for much longer. This is not LOLZ matter. This is serious board for serious people. No jokers
LOLZ! (I’m back)
It’s been reported. Mole should not LOL!
LOL.
Should I call the ethics line to report the mole?