Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

All day breakfast part of severance package?

Nearing the one week mark - any word on whether there will be free McDonald’s breakfast sandwiches this time around? Don’t want to show up hungry for the hunger games...

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Post ID: @OP+19gWlTiG

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Knowing there giving out McDonald’s sandwiches is going to make me even angrier, when I don’t get a severance package again.

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Post ID: @5ivw+19gWlTiG

Will Pepper the Penguin be handing the sandwiches out?

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Post ID: @3jlx+19gWlTiG

What this thread lacks in humor, it make up for with sarcasm.

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Post ID: @1kht+19gWlTiG

Please don’t ever stop posting these...I don’t know Why, but they really cheer me up throughout all of this.

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Post ID: @1cdv+19gWlTiG

OP, I haven't stopped laughing since you posted this in 2016.

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Post ID: @zte+19gWlTiG

Due to budget cuts, it’ll be day old donuts and half-priced Valentine’s candy from Walgreens. Also, whatever they find in the break room refrigerators after the first day wave is over.

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Post ID: @rvu+19gWlTiG

I can indeed confirm a certificate for a free sandwich will be included in the severance.

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